| | ENEMA OF THE STATE | | | |  | What's My Age Again |  | | |
I took her out
It was a friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
We started making out
And she took off my pants
But then I turned on the TV
And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And I'm still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is A.D.D?
My friends say I should act my age
Whats my age again? whats my age again?
But later on
On the drive home
I called her mom from a pay phone
I said I was the cops
And your husbands in jail
The state looks down on sodomy
And that's about the time that b*tch hung up on me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And I'm still more amused by prank phone calls
What the hell is call I.D.?
My friends say I should act my age
Whats my age again? whats my age again?
And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And you still act like you're in freshman year
What the hell is wrong with me?
My friends say I should act my age
Whats my age again? (whats my age again?)
That's about the time that she broke up with me
No one should take themselves so seriously
With many years ahead to fall in love
Why would you wish down on me
I never want to act my age
Whats my age again? whats my age again?
Whats my age again?
| |  | |  | | | | Going Away To College | | | |
Please take me by the hand
It’s so cold out tonight
I’ll put blankets on the bed
I won’t turn out the light
Just don’t forget to think about me
And I won’t forget you
I’ll write you once a week she said
Why does it feel the same
To fall in love or break it off
And if young love is just a game
Then I must have missed the kick off
Don’t depend on me to ever follow through on anything
But I’d go through hell for you and
I haven’t been this scared in a long time
And I’m so unprepared so here’s your valentine
Bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody
This world’s and ugly place, but you’re so beautiful to me
I’ll think about the times
She kissed me after class
And she put up with my friends
I acted like an *ss
I’d ditch my lecture to watch the girls play soccer
Is my picture still hanging in her locker?
I haven’t been this scared in a long time
And I’m so unprepared so here’s your valentine
Bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody
This world’s and ugly place, but you’re so beautiful
| | | | | | | | All The Small Things | | | |
All The Small Things
All the, small things
True care, truth brings
I’ll take, one lift
Your ride, best trip
Always, I know
You’ll be at my show
Watching, waiting, commiserating
Say it ain’t so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home
Na, na
Late night, come home
Work s*cks, I know
She left me roses by the stairs, surprises let me know she cares
Say it ain’t so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home
Na, na
Say it ain’t so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home
Keep your head still, I’ll be your thrill, the night will go on, my little windmill
Say it ain’t so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home
Keep your head still, I’ll be your thrill, the night will go on, my little windmill
| | | | | | | | Adam's Song | | | |
I never thought I'd die alone
I laughed the loudest who'd have known?
I traced the cord back to the wall
no wonder it was never plugged in at all
I took my time, I hurried up
The choice was mine I didn't think enough
I'm too depressed to go on
You'll be sorry when I'm gone
I never conquered, rarely came
16 just held such better days
Days when I still felt alive
We couldn't wait to get
Outside the world was wide too late to try
The tour was over I'd survive
I couldn't wait till I got home
To pass the time in my room alone
I never thought I'd die alone
Another 6 months i'll be unknown
give all my things to all my friends
You'll never set foot in my room again
You'll close it off, Board it up
Remember the time that I spilled the cup
Of apple juice in the hall
Please tell mom this is not her fault
I never conquered, rarely came
16 just held such better days
Days when I still felt alive
We couldn't wait to get
Outside the world was wide too late to try
The tour was over I'd survive
I couldn't wait till I got home
to pass the time in my room alone
| | | | | | | | Mutt | | | |
He pauses shaving and he tells himself that he is the bomb.
She has her curlers set,
her credit cards are paying the funds.
He's not that old,
I've been told a strong sexual goal.
He goes out every day,
she goes every way, oh yeah,
And they don't even care at all.
She's open, waiting for more.
And I know he's only looking to score.
And it is way too unhealthy,
often they've typically,
been starved for attention before.
She smokes a dozen,
and he doesn't seem to notice the smell.
He took the seat off his own bike,
because the way that it felt.
He wants to bone,
this I know,
She is ready to blow.
They go out every night,
his pants are super tight, oh yeah,
and they don't even care at all.
She's open, waiting for more.
And I know he's only looking to score.
and it is way too unhealthy,
often they've typically,
been starved for attention before.
| | | | | | | | The Party Song | | | |
Do you want to come to a party
My friends picked me up in their truck at 11:30
This things at a frat house but the people are cool there
Reluctant I followed but never dreamed there
Would be someone there who would catch my attention
I wasn't out looking for love or affection
So I paid my 3 and the girls got in free
Shine the beer and tequila and we headed into the party
And then in the backyard some terrible ska band
Someone in the background was doing a keg stand
This place is so lame all these girls look the same
All these guys have no game I wish I would have stayed
In my bed back at home watching TV alone
Where I'd put on some porn or have sex on the phone
Far from people I hate down from anywhere state
Trying to intoxicate girls to give them head after the party
And then I saw her standing there
With green eyes and long blond hair
She wasn't wearing underwear at least I prayed that
She might be the one maybe we'd have some fun
Maybe we'd watch the sun rise
But that night I learned some girls try too hard
Some girls try too hard
Some girls try too hard to impress
With the way that they dress
With those things on their chests
And the things they suggest to me
I couldn't believe what this lady was saying
The names she was dropping the games she was playing
She dated this guy who now rides for Black Flys
How she's down with the wise well constructed disguise
Now I'd rather go dateless than stay here and hate this
Her volume of makeup her fake tits were tasteless
So I said I'd call her but never would bother
Until I got turned down by another girl at a party
So when you see her standing there
With green eyes and long blonde hair
She won't be wearing underwear and you'll discover
This girl's not the one and she'll never be fun
You should just turn and run because you'll find out that
Some girls try too hard
Some girls try too hard to impress
With the way that they dress
With those things on their chest
And the things they suggest to me
| | | | | | | | Dumpweed | | | |
It's understood, I said it many ways
Too scared to run, I'm too scared to stay
I said I'd leave, I could never leave her
And if I did, you know I'd never cheat her
But this I ask, it's what I want to know
How would you feel, if I should choose to go
Another guy, you think it'd be unlikely
Another guy, you think he'd wanna fight me
Chorus :
She's a dove, she's a f*cking nightmare
Unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here
On the go, it's way too late to play
I need a girl that I can train
I heard it once, I'm sure I heard it twice
My dad used to give me all of his advice
He would say "you gotta turn your back and run now
Come on, son, you haven't got a chance now"
Repeat Chorus 2x
Need a girl that I can train
Need a girl that I can train
Turn your back and run now
You haven't got a chance now
Need a girl that I can train
Need a girl that I can train
Turn your back and run now
You haven't got a chance now
| | | | | | | | Don't Leave Me | | | |
Don't leave me all alone
Just drop me off at home
I'll be fine, it's not the first
Just like last time, but a little worse
And she said that I'm not the
one that she thinks about and
She said it stopped being fun,
I just bring her down
I said "don't let your future be
destroyed by my past"
She said "don't let my door hit your *ss"
One more chance, I'll try this time
I'll give you yours, I won't take mine
I'll listen up, pretend to care
Go on ahead, I'll meet you there
And she said that I'm not the
one that she thinks about and
She said it stopped being fun,
I just bring her down
I said "don't let your
future be destroyed by my past"
She said "don't let my door hit your *ss"
Let's try this one more time with feeling
One more time with feeling
One more time with feeling
One more time with feeling
She said that I'm not the
one that she thinks about and
She said it stopped being fun,
I just bring her down
I said "don't let your
future be destroyed by my past"
She said "don't let my door hit your *ss"
Don't leave me all alone
Just drop me off at home
And I'll be fine
| | | | | | | | Aliens Exist | | | |
Hey mom, there's something in the backroom
Hope it's not the creatures from above
You used to read me stories,
as if my dreams were boring
We all know conspiracies are dumb
What if people knew that these were real (real)
I'd leave my closet door open all night
I know the CIA would say
"what you hear is all hearsay"
Wish someone would tell me what was right
Chorus :
Up all night long
And there's something very wrong
And I know it must be late
Been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys
I'm not like you
I am still the skeptic, yes,
you know me (you know me)
Been best friends and will be 'til we die (die)
I got an injection of fear from the abduction
My best friend thinks
I'm just telling lies, alright
Repeat CHORUS
Dark and scary, ordinary
Explanation, information
Nice to know Where's my mother, biofather
Repeat CHORUS
| | | | | | | | Dysentery Gary | | | |
Dysentary Gary
Got a lotta heart ache
He's a f*ckin' wease
His issues make my mind ache
Wanna make a deal
'Cause I love your little motions
You do with your pigtails
What a nice creation
Worth another night in jail
He's a player, diarrhea giver
Tried to grow his hair out,
friends were listening to Slayer
I'd like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with mom,
trying on his father's tights
Life just s*cks, I lost the one
I'm giving up, she found someone
There's plenty more
Girls are such a drag
So all you little ladies
Be sure to choose the right guys
You'll come back to me maybe
I'll shower you with lies
Got a lotta heart ache
He's a f*ckin' weasel
Decisions make my mind ache
Wanna make a deal
Ease away the problems and the pain
The girl chose the guy that
makes you wanna kick and scream
All along, you wish that she would stay
f*ck the guy that took and ran away, yeah
He's a player, diarrhea giver
Tried to grow his hair out,
friends were listening to Slayer
I'd like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights
Life just s*cks, I lost the one
I'm giving up, she found someone
There's plenty more
Girls are such a drag
f*ck this place, I lost the war
I hate you all, your mom's a whore
Where's my dog?
'Cause girls are such a drag
| | | | | | | | Dysentery Gary | | | |
Dysentary Gary
Got a lotta heart ache
He's a f*ckin' wease
His issues make my mind ache
Wanna make a deal
'Cause I love your little motions
You do with your pigtails
What a nice creation
Worth another night in jail
He's a player, diarrhea giver
Tried to grow his hair out,
friends were listening to Slayer
I'd like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with mom,
trying on his father's tights
Life just s*cks, I lost the one
I'm giving up, she found someone
There's plenty more
Girls are such a drag
So all you little ladies
Be sure to choose the right guys
You'll come back to me maybe
I'll shower you with lies
Got a lotta heart ache
He's a f*ckin' weasel
Decisions make my mind ache
Wanna make a deal
Ease away the problems and the pain
The girl chose the guy that
makes you wanna kick and scream
All along, you wish that she would stay
f*ck the guy that took and ran away, yeah
He's a player, diarrhea giver
Tried to grow his hair out,
friends were listening to Slayer
I'd like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights
Life just s*cks, I lost the one
I'm giving up, she found someone
There's plenty more
Girls are such a drag
f*ck this place, I lost the war
I hate you all, your mom's a whore
Where's my dog?
'Cause girls are such a drag
| | | | | | | | Wendy Clear | | | |
Let's take the boat out on the bay
Forget your job for just one day
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
It might be inappropriate because
Either way our band gets dropped, oh yeah
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
Chorus :
But I'd play with fire to break the ice
And I'd play with a nuclear device
Is it something I'll regret,
why do I want what I can't get?
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
The three-date theory is getting old
Everyone's getting left out in the cold
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
So I'll see you with another guy
Who pretends not to hear you when you cry, oh yeah
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
Repeat CHORUS
I'll be movin' on
Movin' on
Movin' on, on, on
Movin' on
Movin' on
Movin' on, on, on
Repeat CHORUS
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
I wish it didn't have to be so bad
| | | | | | | | Anthem | | | |
Home show, mom won't know
Run out the back door,
he's passed out on the floor
Third time, been caught twice
Forgive our neighbor Bob, I think he humped the dog
Chorus :
But good things come to those who wait,
'cause she laid me
And mom and dad possess the key,
instant slavery
No need to explain the plan,
no need to even bother
I'll pack my bags, I swear I'll run,
wish my friends were 21
White lies, bloodshot eyes
Breath of alcohol, stole it from the mall
How's Chris marked with lipstick
Better call their fathers,
sleeping with your daughters
Repeat CHORUS
You don't belong, you left the kids to carry on
You planned their fall
Too bad you're wrong,
don't need a mom, dad, slave, drive, song
I time bomb
I time bomb (x4)
Turn low the radio
I think I hear my dad yelling at the band
Repeat CHORUS
You don't belong,
you left the kids to carry on
You planned their fall
Too bad you're wrong,
don't need a mom, dad, slave, drive, song
I time bomb
I time bomb (x8)
| | | | | | | | | CHESHIRE CAT | | | | | M&M's | | | |
You and I should get away for awhile
I just want to be alone with your smile
Buy some candy and cigarettes and we'll get in my car
We'll blast the stereo and we'll drive to Madagascar
Because when I'm with you there's nothing I wouldn't do
I just want to be your only one
I'm grasping out at straws thinking back to what I saw
That night on the floor when we were all alone
My love life was getting so bland
There are only so many ways I can make love with my hand
Sometimes it makes me want to laugh
Sometimes I want to take my toaster in the bath
Because when I'm with you there's nothing I wouldn't do
I just want to be your only one
I'm grasping out at straws thinking back to what I saw
That night on the floor when we were all alone
Who's gonna be the odd man out?
I don't want to be the odd man out
Is this going to be the end
Or are you going to be my new girlfriend?
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ENEMA OF THE STATE
